DEAR TENACIOUS PODCAST LISTENER YES I’M YELLING I’M YELLING SO HARD SCREW THE PUNCTUATION LIFE IS SHORT/ NO TIME FOR SMALL TALK / JAMES AND I DISCUSS MATTIAS DESMET’S BOOK BECAUSE NEXT THEY’RE GONNA WANNA EAT US AND THEY’RE GIVING HIM HELL AND I THINK HE’S SO CUTE AND ANY PUERTO RICAN WOMAN BESIDES AOC CAN GIVE A MAN MYSTIQUE SO I’M GIVING IT TO MATTIAS DESMET OF MASS FORMATION FAME HE’S ADORABLE AND LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A CUTE GIRLFRIEND WITH BANGS WHO HE MAKES SLEEP IN HIS OWN MASS FORMATIONS… MY JOB IN A SEXLESS WORLD IS TO SMEAR YOU WITH GERMS AGAIN WHENEVER AND HOWEVER I CAN AND BREATHE HARD IN YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU CAN SMELL YOUR OWN CHILDHOOD… AND BURP BACK INTO YOU REAL LIFE …EMOTIONS… I’M GONNA USE MY POWER OF DRIVING PEOPLE INSANE TO TRY AND BE THE NEEDLE STABBED INTO YOUR HEART TO BRING YOU BACK NOT TO CLOT YOUR LIFE UP… YOUR EXPECTATIONS HAVE ALL FALLEN SO SO LOW.. HOW DO THEY HOW DO YOU DO IT? HOW DO YOU IGNORE THE FATAL NARCOLEPTIC GOAT DEATHS SO CASUALLY BUT LOST YOUR THEY COTTON PICKING MINDS OVER FAKE ONES. FOR THE STORY. I’M BACK ON MY JOB. US STORY TELLERS… TIME FOR NEW RHYME NOW THAT THEY’VE AUCTIONED OFF AMERICA ON SOME PRIVATE EQUITY REIT SCHEME / THIS IS A FIGHT FOR OUR SOUL… I’M CALLING THOSE OF US BACK WHO WERE NEVER GOOD WHORES. THE ARTISTS THE MAGES THE CRAZY THE INSANE THE PERVERTS YOU’VE GOTTA DARE TO GO AFTER WHAT TRULY AND REALLY GETS YOU OFF AND IF YOU RUN BACK TO SWEETNESS, GOOD… THAT’S WHAT WE’RE HERE FOR… THE SWEETNESS THAT’S MY JOB WITH TEETH EVER SHARP LIKE INCISORS LINING MY PUSSY.. MY CHOCHA… MY WEATHERVANE.. THE WHORES THE EXILED THE ONES WHO MISSED THE SUICIDE STOP BACK WHEN IT WAS PROSAIC AND NOT A MASS EVENT LIKE NOW… US RABID… US WITH THE COURAGE TO LOOK INTO EYES AND LOVE… WE ARE MOTHERFUCKIN’ ANGELS AND I INTEND TO DRESS US LIKE ONES SOON. SO I DON’T APOLOGIZE FOR WRITING INAPPROPRIATELY ABOUT MATTIAS DESMET’S ADORABLY POST-COITAL AIR. IT’S PERFECT FOR NOW. A RELECTANT JAMES DEAN PHILOSOPHER OF THE END OF THIS WORLD. WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO BUT SNARF AND RUT LIKE PIG DOGS? HEAR! HEAR! THAT’S MY JOB: TO REMIND YOU OF WHAT KPOO CAN APPARENTLY ONLY NOW BRING YOU TO THE VERY EDGE OF: THE TRANSCENDENCE OF THE GRIND… AND STILL TWISTING YOURSELF UP INTO PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC EARTH WIND FIRE AND OHIO PLAYERS LOVE SNAKE THING THAT NEVER DARES TAKE ITS PANTIES OFF …OR PAINTER’S PANTS SO TIGHT THAT’S FOR SURE… I REMEMBER THE KISSES THAT LED TO NOW? IMPOSSIBLE! I MUST MAKE A STAND TELL YOU THEY LIE… THAT’S THE THING; WE ALL BECAME WHORES WHEN WE WANTED TO BELONG. I’M HERE TO SHOW YOU THE FUN IS UNDERGROUND WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM IN ALL THE BEST AND SCARIEST TRANSCENDENT WAYS WHERE COMING MAKES YOU BREAK ON THROUGH YOURSELF YOUR SOUL AND YOU SOB FROM PAST LIVES OF NOT KNOWING THIS… ALL THE WASTED TIME… WHAT A SHAAAAME! NO MORE…. THE MYSTIQUE IS THERE ON MATTIAS DESMET BECAUSE AS AN OLD UNION ORGANIZER FRIEND SAID OF HER CRUSH ON RALPH NADER IN THE ‘80S: “AIN’T NOTHING MORE INTERESTING THAN A MAN WHO AIN’T INTERESTED.”
BE GRATEFUL FOR ANY CURRENT AND FUTURE MASS FORMATION SPOTS IN A CRACKER DRY COLD WORLD. HE’S TO THE RETURN OF DIONYSIAN BITCHES ON A TEAR. I’M BACKETY BACK AND I DIDN’T MAKE IT BACK HERE TO FLUSH ALL I KNOW AND CAN DO TO GIVE THIS PLACE UP TO PUSSY MOTHERFUCKA’S.
I’M BACKETY BACK. JAMES WOULDN’T LET ME TALK LIKE THIS ON THE AIR SO ONCE AGAIN I HAVE HIJACKED THE TEXT. HA! SEE? YOU CAN NEVER CRUSH ME. EVEN WHEN I SEEM DEAD DON’T COUNT ME OUT.
ANYHOW HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS LATEST PODCAST. WE LEND OUR VOICES TO THE HELL NO.
YOUR NIGHTMARE…
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-ERIKA
